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He trains, every day, every week, and you watch, every day, every week. It’s always easy for you to watch him and not be spotted, seeing as though thousands of other girls crowd around him and watch as well. Well, maybe not thousands, you reason, maybe only, hundreds? Nevertheless, whether there are hundreds or thousands of females surrounding him as he trains, you are always there.

No, it’s not like I’m ghosting his footsteps and following him everywhere! You have had that argument with your good friend Jade many a times, but refuse to admit she’s right when she says ‘it’s a little creepy. You should talk to him!’. After all, one does not simply ‘talk’ to a Strider, let alone Sir Dave.

Besides, after watching him for this long, you know his daily routine off by heart, and that’s good enough for you. Sometime later after a heated argument with Jade, you realise that you’re probably a little bit obsessed with him. Okay, a lot. You can’t be blamed though; Sir Dave is by far the most charming of Knights around and by god, he knows it.

The argument escalates to yelling and then before you know it, you have stormed out of the room and have disappeared outside. Ladies and lords shake their heads at you as you storm past, hair dishelmed and scowl evident. ‘It’s not very ladylike,’ a few tut, but at this point you couldn’t care less.

Not long after stomping through the corridors of the castle, you find yourself near the stables. You lean against the door, dress dirty around the hem and hair falling out of its elegant pin-up. Your (e/c) eyes slip shut as you inhale deeply. Guilt laced your stomach and you knew that you’d apologise by the end of the day.

Soft footsteps alert you of another’s presence, but not quickly enough for you to fix your appearance. The scowl vanishes and you force a small smile onto your face, trying to obtain some lady-likeness back. Looking towards the sound, you are met with piercing red eyes and nearly have a heart attack. Stepping back instinctively, you realise it’s none other than Dave – er, Sir Dave.

Immediately you’re curtseying and mumbling apologies for god knows what, all the while thinking of how horrid you must look. Oh god, what a mess, what will he say? Maybe he’ll just ignore me and walk away, I mean, that’s probably for the best, right? Staring down at your dusty, dirty shoes you begin to shuffle away slightly.

Why is he even here – Oh. It hits you like an oxen-pulled cart once hit King Egbert. Of course, it’s a Sunday evening. He tends to his horse on a Sunday. Apologising once more, you make haste to escape the room, but not before he clears his throat. You stiffen, unable to move. Ever so slowly, you turn back to him, face reddening.

“Y-yes, Sir Dave?” You curse the stuttering and force a cooler composure open yourself. “May I be of assistance?” You pause. You are a lady, not a maid, so what are you doing?

“…You know you can stay, right?” He says, face expressionless and eyes never straying from your face. “… And actually, even though you aren’t a maid, it would be pretty sweet and ironic if you brought me some apple juice.”

“…Apple…juice?” You’re not sure if you heard him correctly. Here you are, talking to the most attractive guy you’ve ever met, and he’s asking for apple juice? What the heck – what does he mean, ‘ironic’? Frowning, you curtsey again, out of politeness. “Of course … Sir Dave…”

He rolls his eyes. “I was kidding, relax.” His posture slumps as he unsheathes his sword and places it on a nearby table. Heading off towards his horses, he nods back towards you. “I’ll be finished in ten minutes; I’ll see you at the training grounds in fifteen.” With that, he has disappeared around the corner.

You nod to the air and slowly, confusedly, leave the stables. It’s not until you walk past the arranged meeting spot that you freeze and blush.

How did he know he would see you here …?


… Crap.
Another the second of the 100 Themes Challenge! This time the prompt was 'caught'.

Yes, it's set back in medieval times, I suppose. (: You are a lady and Dave is a Knight. You like to stalk him, and he knows that you're always there, no matter how much of a 'ninja' you think you are.

I suppose I'll link my 100 Themes Challenge folder into here so that you can stalk it from time to time. Unlike Dave though, I won't know if you do.

100 Themes Folder: [link]

I don't own Homestuck or the characters.
Story belongs to me.
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:iconphaserw0lf:
phaserW0lf Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
This is so perfect- NO DUH IT IS
BUT-
DAVE IS WHAT MAKES IT PERFECT-//shot
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014
Well, thank you very much!

dave my sweet prince
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:iconphaserw0lf:
phaserW0lf Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Daveeeeeeeeee~:heart:
//sorry
//I'm an over-fed fangirl (meaning I read too much fanfiction which makes me fangirl too much)
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Lizzels199 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Student General Artist
SHIT HE KNOWS
MY COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN
I REPEAT, MY COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN
*absconds*
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014
// laughs
That he does! Run!
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IGame101 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
“I’ll be finished in ten minutes; I’ll see you at the training grounds in fifteen.”



crap he knows
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
he always knows
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014
ah
dave u babe
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:icononemily:
ONEmily Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013
the best!! :iconmoarplz:
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013
/pats face/
Thanks a bunch!
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:icononemily:
ONEmily Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013
*pats head* your welcome you deserve a star! :iconstarplz: here you go!!
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013
/hands you a cookie/
Oh man, thanks a bunch. u v u 
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:icononemily:
ONEmily Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013
Nomnomnom thanks!!
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Awlein-Slender Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
sequel?
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013
Eh, maybe one day. u v u
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:iconawlein-slender:
Awlein-Slender Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
okay!
great job by the way!!
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YasminKirkland1031 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013
I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D 
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0-EmoLeopard-0 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
//falls off chair again//
I YOU I OH MY FACE
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MADS ARE U OK
//holds u in her arms//
FRIEND
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0-EmoLeopard-0 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS IS YOUR FAULT I AUGH AAAAGH
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
weLP I LIKE DAVE WHAT CAN I SAY
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:icon0-emoleopard-0:
0-EmoLeopard-0 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
sO DO I SOPHIE AND I JUST SAY 'dave/dirk strider" IN THE MIDDLE OF STUFF NOW
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kiddopolis Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
tHATS OK
MY TEACHER ASKED ME WHY I FAILED ONE PART OF THE MATHS TEST TODAY AND THE REASON WAS BECAUSE I MISSED TWO IMPORTANT LESSON BUT I SAID 'because strider' AND WENT--- 'ohshitwait'
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0-EmoLeopard-0 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
//snorts liver out of nose laughing//

oH

oH WOW
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HoogieBluBlu Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I never was a good ninja xD
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
Shh, friend, it's ok. Haha.
No, neither was I.
Agile, yes, sneaky, no.
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HoogieBluBlu Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ahahahaha Awesome
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:icondevilmonster18:
DevilMonster18 Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Student Artist
More ? >:?
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
There will be others. c:
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:icondevilmonster18:
DevilMonster18 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Student Artist
Sweets *hugs*
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:icondevilmonster18:
DevilMonster18 Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Student Artist
>: ? **
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:iconthemedicalninjagirl:
themedicalninjagirl Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Senpai noticed me! xDD It took me a while to realise that the whole medieval thing was legit xDD
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
Wow, seriously?
Well, thank you.
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:iconthemedicalninjagirl:
themedicalninjagirl Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Well…I'm slow…
No problemo
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
No, no, I'm not judging or anything, I'm just kind of, 'wow?' I didn't think it would be confusing or anything, but maybe it is.
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themedicalninjagirl Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Naw, I'm really just slow at stuff. I have to realise things over and over again ._.
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
Well, if you're sure.
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Mizukywuvzyou Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It actually took me a little bit to get that this was actually in the past and not just a lot of sarcasm.... I am slow... but this is just like, IYSIFEOHMYGODADAVESTRIDERGIFYD!!!
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
I'm afraid I don't quite understand. What exactly was in the past that you assumed was sarcasm ...?

Thank you very much! (:
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Mizukywuvzyou Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i thought that she had been making fun of people by calling them lords and ladies (I've been reading the diary of Anne Frank lately and she kind of does that in it a bit..)
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kiddopolis Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
Ahhh, I see! :D
Well no, that was actually legitament.
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Shiruba-Yume Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
okay this is realy weird. I reading shakespeare (or however you write his name) which is all in that renasance-ey-type stuff, with all those knights and royalty and stuff AND NOW THERES A DAVE FIC WITH HIM AS AN ACTUAL KNIGHT?! IRONY!!!!!!! ....DAMMIT!
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:iconkiddopolis:
kiddopolis Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013
I'm just that good. ;D
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Shiruba-Yume Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol yes somuchironyIcanteven~
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Ira-kago Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Jhsdbvihgea this was awesoem! *favs*Suisuyrf
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kiddopolis Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
:icontearplz:
THANK YOU. (:
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Ira-kago Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You are very welcome! :3
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